American Woman Kills Marine Husband For New Set of Jubblies

In Austin Powers 2 The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999), Austin (Mike Myers) is fired upon by Vanessa, a Fembot with breasts camouflaging machine guns: Austin: “Machine gun jubblies! How did I miss those, baby?” Fembot: “Perhaps next time you should try foreplay.” As I get on in my years in life, a day doesn’t go by, when I don’t think about a woman’s jubblies. And every year that is added to my age, reflects how difficult it is to find a good American Woman (and one with a great set of jubblies). I can’t tell you how many times we receive emails asking us to not stereotype woman as being ALL bad. Emails reminding us that there are plenty of good American women out there for us men to sample. And no need for us to turn to foreign women. “ALL women are not good and innocent. Neither are all men. What many of you seem to have forgotten is that there are bad men, bad women, good men, and good women. You just have to find the good ones.” You... (more...)

Texas Mother Attacks Two Sons With Knife

Police say a man who pulled over to help a bleeding 10-year-old boy by the roadside likely saved another boy’s life by intervening in a mother’s knife attack on her son. Robert Villarreal, 46, was departing San Antonio for Eagle Pass on Tuesday for his job as a U.S. Customs and Border Protection officer when he saw the 10-year-old covered in blood. The boy told the man his mother was stabbing his brother inside a nearby house. Villarreal instructed another motorist to call authorities while he followed the boy to the house. Villarreal said he entered the home’s back door to find the woman holding the 12-year-old boy’s neck with one hand and clutching a knife and a fork in the other. The kitchen floor was splattered with blood. “She was hysterical,” Villarreal said. “She said she was going to kill the little boy. She had already stabbed his brother and she was going to kill him.” Villarreal managed to wrestle the woman to the ground, separate... (more...)

Mothers who kill ‘are just like you and me’

Up there in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, there was another situation that occurred Sunday night where a 30-year-old mother threw her 4 year old child off a bridge onto a busy highway killing him, and then committed suicide herself by jumping down also. Both died from being run-over by unknowing passerby cars. A fellow brother named Kris on one of the Men’s forums has been following this story in great detail. “Last year a father did the same thing. He ultimately died, but his young son survived miraculously. In any case, the father in last years story was ‘fried’ in the newspapers for what he did, deservingly so we must add. In the case of this recent story with the mother committing the murder and her own suicide, the publics’ response has been supportive and SICKENING!!!! At no time did anyone either in the paper or on the television say anything disparaging or untowards about this wacko bitch!!!!!! Aside from saying she committed ‘murder’ before... (more...)