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Are You A Mangina?

April 6, 2007

Every now and then you’ll see the word “Mangina’ pop up in one of our posts. For those who do not know what one is. Fred X has done a great job on his blog defining what the Mangina is. Sometimes referred to as pro-feminist, sell-out or traitor, this pathetic excuse would rather ruin his fellow man’s lives with falsehoods and misinformation. Often spawned from feminist mothers and raised alongside ‘empowered’ females, the Mangina will often sell his soul in order to attain one-night stands. In other cases, the Mangina will suffer from a deep self-loathing, which manifests itself into campaigning for all things that will hinder his ‘oppressive’ gender. The Mangina is not a friend of the Men’s Movement and must be treated with contempt at all times. Example: Sue: My husband received a 1st in his thesis yesterday. Gina: What was the subject? Sue: A Feminist Perspective on Patriarchal Western Civilization: The Role of The Trans-gendered ‘Other’ in a Male-Dominated... See More Tour Details »

Women Want Men To Sit When Peeing!

March 22, 2007

German men are being shamed into urinating while sitting down by a gadget which is saving millions of women from cleaning up in the bathroom after them. About 1.8 million toilets are already haunted by Spuk, or Spook, as the little $10 device is called. Attached to the underside of the toilet seat, Spuk quietly endures sitting visitors. But anyone trying to lift the seat and attempt to stand and urinate (known as “Stehpinkeln“) should be prepared for the ghost’s unrelenting wrath. “Hey, stand-peeing is not allowed here and will be punished with fines, so if you don’t want any trouble, you’d best sit down,” one of the devices orders in a voice impersonating the German leader, Chancellor Gerhard Schroder. Another has a voice similar to that of his predecessor, Helmut Kohl. “Excuse me, but there’s a penalty for peeing while standing in this house,” it warns culprits. “You’d better not risk any problems and sit down!” Other... See More Tour Details »

Eating Up Marguerite Perrin The God Warrior!

February 16, 2007

Marguerite Perrin was a cast member of the FOX network reality show Trading Spouses. She appeared both in the two-part premiere of the second season as well as another two-part episode in season three. Like many, I first saw her plastered all over youtube.com (having missed the Fox TV show). Today, I wanted to know more. I wanted to find the latest news on this affable God-fearing creation. Having read oodles and oodles on the God Warrior all over the net this week, I really enjoyed the coverage given to her by the Malcontent website. In their post “Give This Woman Her Own Show” they give a brief rundown. “Marguerite Perrin was almost immediately a fish out of water in the D’Amico-Flisher home. An extremely devout Christian (she tried to toss any non-Christians on the TV crew out of her home at the end), she had major trouble with her new family’s New Age beliefs. She spent the episode alternating between hysterical crying jags and shouting and cursing about her... See More Tour Details »

Doormat of The Month For November 2006

November 30, 2006

Our doormat for the month of November was spotted over at mymiserablelife.com. A great site to really lift your spirits. That’s right guys, the kind hearted staff here at dumpyourwifenow.com will dive into the deep bowels of despair to bring you newsworthy items. And the charge is absolutely nothing. This month’s doormat is Jacob of California. Jacob laments… “After a big fight, my old lady moved out. We had lived together for 8 1/2 years. About two weeks later my public storage shed was broken into. Everything was taken, including $10,000 cash that I kept there. No other storage shed was broken into, just mine. Only two people even knew I had a storage shed, me and my old lady. She must have thought that I would kill her if I found her because a few days later I was raided by the police for possession for sales of pot. According to the police report, she told them that in the 8 1/2 years we had lived together, I had made my living selling pot. I ended up... See More Tour Details »

Guy With Tiny Shmeckle Steals Wife!

October 25, 2006

I am constantly amazed by the wimpy married men who are not only miserable in their marriages, but also feel the need to reveal their sensitive side to the world. I found this pathetic doormat (who is also a therapist) posting his feelings to another therapist in an online forum. Our newly found doormat has been married for over 20 years. He describes his marriage and family as idyllic. He says he and his wife have a healthy s*x life, and that they communicate. He is proud that he is affectionate and committed to his marriage and family. He notes his experience as a therapist is not helping his perspective on his troubles. Here is his situation and he further notes that his wife agrees with his synopsis (Oh brother….). Our comments are in bold of course. “I found out a month ago that my wife has been involved in an affair with another man for 3 1/2 years. She states it was over in the summer but she was caught by friends having a lunch with this man in the fall. This man... See More Tour Details »

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