NY Times Puts Lipstick On A Pig

Brothers! One morning Sam “Mangina” Roberts of the New York Times dished out a huge pile of horse-hockey out of his rear. And news channels and papers sucked this up as if it was gospel. Brace yourself brothers! Mangina Roberts is guilty of making up numbers for the 2005 US Census data in his article “51% of Women Are Now Living Without Spouse” (no link given to this pile of dung - search the engine Google for it). Marc Rudov over at Men’s News Daily pounces on it in our defense: “The NYT’s new conclusion is that, on average, only 49 percent of American women are married and living with their spouses — a new low. Breaking it down by race, this 49 percent average is: 30 percent of black women, 49 percent of Hispanic women, 55 percent of non-Hispanic white women, and 60 percent of Asian women. The article (by The New York Times) goes on to say that, despite the picture for married women, 53 percent of men are married and living with their spouses.... (more...)

Pregnant Woman Fails To Trap A Smart Man Into Parenthood

So you’re busy shagging the town Minx for several months, and poof one morning over a croissant at the bookstore she says “by the way i’m pregnant.” Railroading a guy into parenthood isn’t just some “baby daddy” soap-opera scenario. According to an article on Men Style. “A woman’s fertility peaks when she’s between the ages of 20 and 24, according to Mayo Clinic statistics. By the time she’s 35 to 39, it’s already wilted by 25 to 50 percent. And from there the options aren’t always so attractive: The average cost of in vitro fertilization in the United States is $100,000 per baby—and insurance generally won’t pay a cent. Combine that with the shifting social mores about single motherhood and having kids outside of marriage, and you’ve got a pretty good explanation for why some women, particularly ones in stable relationships, don’t see this as trickery at all—it’s more like a nudge.” Your... (more...)

The Smartest Man In Britain Today

The smartest man in Britain today, hands down is one 30-year-old Duncan Idaho. Duncan is known as the “eternal bachelor” and a current participant in the marriage strike. Duncan has created an amazing blog that is uniting men and educating them on how to avoid the signing of the contract that damns these foolish boys to a life of eternal hell; never becoming the man they truly could be. Duncan’s blog does an amazing job at educating these guys who may be thinking of condemning themselves and truly alerts them about the lurking feminists who are nothing but a “bunch of whining hypocrites who damn well need a big collective punch in their hairy f**king faces,” as he so eloquently exclaims. The staff here at dumpyourwifenow.com had the privilege of spending a virtual day with the intelligent and witty Duncan courtesy of his amazing blog. Duncan’s blog begins with, “Thanks to going to bed at 5:30AM after a relaxing night of surfing the Internet and... (more...)

Afraid to Commit: Smart Young Men Want to Wait on Marriage

So the smart men of the world want kids, houses and lots of nookie. And they want women also; but not with marriage. Not until they’ve aged a bit. So says the latest study to probe the minds of America’s smart young men, aged 25 to 33. The study found 10 reasons why men won’t commit. Reasons ranging from the ease of finding sex partners to the desire to avoid financial risks of divorce. The authors of the study, called The State of Our Unions, said they were puzzled by their findings, based on face-to-face group interviews with 60 heterosexual men in Chicago, Washington, D.C. New Jersey, and Houston. The majority of these men are employed full-time with reported annual incomes between $20,000 and $36,000. Most have had some college or hold a BA. None of the men were married; three had kids. The study also reached some additional conclusions. Among them: The men were highly critical of divorce. But they feel that couples should break up if they fall out of love, even... (more...)