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The Perfect Valentine’s Day for HIM!

February 7, 2008

Brothers, Valentine’s Day is almost here in the USA and our stomachs along with our wallets, are tightening up as usual. Here’s some thought on how our brothers in Asia are spending their day, according to wikipedia. Thanks to a concentrated marketing effort, Valentine’s Day has emerged in Japan and Korea as a day on which women, and less commonly men, give candy, chocolate or flowers. It has become an obligation for many women to give chocolates to all male co-workers. In Japan this is known as giri-choko (義理チョコ), from the words giri (“obligation”) and choko, (“chocolate”). This contrasts with honmei-choko (本命チョコ); chocolate given to a loved one. Friends, especially girls, may exchange chocolate referred to as tomo-choko (友チョコ); from tomo meaning “friend”. Here’s how our favorite gems of the female gender will more than likely spend their Valentine’s Day: 8:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses from... See More Tour Details »

Will Pimp For Pizza

April 1, 2007

Just when I thought I have heard it all I learn today that a woman offered a man, the pleasures of her teenage daughter’s body in exchange for a pizza. And to all the femhags out there who believe all men are raplsts, the man turned down the offer. Nothing new here you say? Food for nookie happens all the time? This really got me thinking. This is a serious issue here in America. A serious issue indeed that I thankfully have a solution for. Allow me to digress for a moment: Take this common scenario: A man takes a woman out for dinner, and perhaps a movie. In our culture, the man almost always pays for the meal and the movie. Why does he? It’s obvious he is hoping to do the “beast with two backs” at the end of the night. Here’s the quandary that women face. If the woman opens the “portal to her body” (after a man bought her dinner), then she was in essence, basically paid like a “pro of the flesh” for the act of nookie – in... See More Tour Details »

Boycott Valentine’s Day!

February 5, 2007

Valentine’s Day is the perfect day to leave your miserable wife or gold-digging girlfriend. Take your uncompatible nightmare out for dinner and ask her for a divorce (and to also pickup the dinner check too!). While all the doormats are handing over diamonds at the tables next to you, you can feel proud that you are on your way to a long fulfilling life of no stress and immense personal wealth. My brothers over at the Don’t Get Married Forum are buzzing as expected this fine Valentine’s Day. Brother systems1082 gives some keen insight to those who may be happy with their wives or girlfriends and are thinking of buying their sweeties a Valentine’s Day gift. “Valentines day is approaching and I wonder how many men are anticipating a rolex or a platinum bracelet from his wife or girlfriend. I counted over 53 different tv, radio and newspaper ads during Christmas and closer to 75 during Valentines Day. The ties, the flower or cards are nice but do they compare... See More Tour Details »

13 Ways A Wife Can Please Her Husband

November 29, 2006

Gentlemen, before you consider dumping your wives, it is very important that you give them one last chance to straighten up before you ship them out. We certainly do not want you to leave a bad impression with your soon to be ex-wife’s side of the family, nor do we want her friends to speak ill of you either. So how about some good advice from an obediant and respectful Christian lady named Annie Angel. Annie has listed over a dozen saving graces your wife could do, to win your good humor back. Simply visit her site and print her list and leave it for your wife on the dirty stove. Chances are when you return, not only will you have a clean stove, but you will enjoy a healthy resurrection of your marriage; and your friends here at dumpyourwifenow.com will be nothing but a fond memory wishing you well at your second chance for happiness. To be a good wife ladies, Ms. Angel suggests that you awaken before your husband and make sure “you are showered and dressed with your hair... See More Tour Details »

Fake Boobies, Twinkies, Yoo-hoo And The Girl From India

November 3, 2006

You got to love those big fake boobies of the American woman of the west. California women with their boob jobs, fake lips and their Louis Vuitton handbags amuse me. As these bold, vain and empowered women take their wimpy, doormat, dentist and doctor husbands to divorce court and virtually destroy their hubby’s manhood mentally and financially; I am reminded by what appears as the opposite extreme in another part of the world. In Hyderabad, India, an over zealous alpha male has been arrested and charged with assault for locking up his wife (no fake breasts here) in a room for three years and making her drink her own urine. He did this after she opposed him taking a second wife, the police said. Asha Begum, the wife of construction foreman Mohammed Shadulla, was chained and held captive in a room with no windows in their home. She had managed to escape when Shadulla accidentally left the door open after cleaning the room. The staff here at dumpyourwifenow.com has offered to fly the... See More Tour Details »

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