Fake Boobies, Twinkies, Yoo-hoo And The Girl From India

You got to love those big fake boobies of the American woman of the west. California women with their boob jobs, fake lips and their Louis Vuitton handbags amuse me. As these bold, vain and empowered women take their wimpy, doormat, dentist and doctor husbands to divorce court and virtually destroy their hubby’s manhood mentally and financially; I am reminded by what appears as the opposite extreme in another part of the world. In Hyderabad, India, an over zealous alpha male has been arrested and charged with assault for locking up his wife (no fake breasts here) in a room for three years and making her drink her own urine. He did this after she opposed him taking a second wife, the police said. Asha Begum, the wife of construction foreman Mohammed Shadulla, was chained and held captive in a room with no windows in their home. She had managed to escape when Shadulla accidentally left the door open after cleaning the room. The staff here at dumpyourwifenow.com has offered to fly the... (more...)

Muslim Men Can now Dump Their Wives with Text Messaging

Things are getting easier now for the Muslim Men in the world. In Kuala Lumpur, Hamid Othman, adviser to Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad has said that Muslim men can now send a short message via SMS to their wives freeing them of these horrible shackles of matrimony. Islamic law permits a man to divorce his wife by declaring “I divorce you” three times. Now if we can get Congress to Ok the same set of rules, we American Men would have it made, and could save a fortune without having to go to divorce court.  Read More →

Wife needs one-day marriage after drunken divorce

After chugging down several bottles of “Taj Mahal” and spending time reading dumpyourwifenow.com, Ershad, a rickshaw puller in India, uttered the word “talaq,” or divorce, three times. That is a no-no in his country, but he gets a “yes-yes” from the staff here. Sadly when he woke up with his hangover, he had a change of heart. The trouble is, now his wife must get married to another man for one day, then get divorced from him in order to come back to Ershad. Seems Muslims are governed by special personal laws including marriage laws.  Read More →