No Boobs, No Butt And No Morals

Wow, the world just keeps on manufacturing these conniving women. Unbelievable! The Daily Mail posted an article today titled: “I seduced my future husband to hide my love child. But I have no regrets” The Eternal Bachelor Duncan Idaho, sums it up the best! No tits, no arse and no morals This woman fell pregnant at 20 and because the father was a married man, she suckered another man into marrying her by telling him that the child was his. After the wedding she naturally continued doing the “beast with two backs” with her adulterous lover. Her own marriage ended and her former husband has no idea that “his” daughter is not actually his, and the daughter, now 18, only learned the truth a few years ago. And, naturally, being a Western Woman, she has no regrets. No regrets at all that a man out there still wrongly thinks a girl is his. No regrets that her daughter must have had a terrible shock a few years ago finding out her “dad”... (more...)

13 Ways A Wife Can Please Her Husband

Gentlemen, before you consider dumping your wives, it is very important that you give them one last chance to straighten up before you ship them out. We certainly do not want you to leave a bad impression with your soon to be ex-wife’s side of the family, nor do we want her friends to speak ill of you either. So how about some good advice from an obediant and respectful Christian lady named Annie Angel. Annie has listed over a dozen saving graces your wife could do, to win your good humor back. Simply visit her site and print her list and leave it for your wife on the dirty stove. Chances are when you return, not only will you have a clean stove, but you will enjoy a healthy resurrection of your marriage; and your friends here at dumpyourwifenow.com will be nothing but a fond memory wishing you well at your second chance for happiness. To be a good wife ladies, Ms. Angel suggests that you awaken before your husband and make sure “you are showered and dressed with your hair... (more...)

Fake Boobies, Twinkies, Yoo-hoo And The Girl From India

You got to love those big fake boobies of the American woman of the west. California women with their boob jobs, fake lips and their Louis Vuitton handbags amuse me. As these bold, vain and empowered women take their wimpy, doormat, dentist and doctor husbands to divorce court and virtually destroy their hubby’s manhood mentally and financially; I am reminded by what appears as the opposite extreme in another part of the world. In Hyderabad, India, an over zealous alpha male has been arrested and charged with assault for locking up his wife (no fake breasts here) in a room for three years and making her drink her own urine. He did this after she opposed him taking a second wife, the police said. Asha Begum, the wife of construction foreman Mohammed Shadulla, was chained and held captive in a room with no windows in their home. She had managed to escape when Shadulla accidentally left the door open after cleaning the room. The staff here at dumpyourwifenow.com has offered to fly the... (more...)

Marriage belongs on the junk heap

Marriage belongs on the junk heap of human folly says Laura Kipnis. Finally a book lambasting marriage is out and written by a woman! Laura Kipnis has written a brilliant book, Hopefully men everywhere will read this. The article from MSN’s Slate, in a piece titled “Beware the marriage trap” Meghan O’Rourke looks at the book, Against Love: A Polemic, by Laura Kipnis. The book’s message says, “matrimony is equal-opportunity oppressor.” “Marriage, she suggests, belongs on the junk heap of human folly. It is an equal-opportunity oppressor, trapping men and women in a life of drudgery, emotional anesthesia, and a tug-of-war struggle to balance vastly different needs. O’Rourke says THE NUMBERS seem to back up her thesis: Modern marriage doesn’t work for the majority of people. The rate of divorce has roughly doubled since the 1960s. Half of all marriages end in divorce. And as sketchy as poll data can be, a recent Rutgers University... (more...)

Wife needs one-day marriage after drunken divorce

After chugging down several bottles of “Taj Mahal” and spending time reading dumpyourwifenow.com, Ershad, a rickshaw puller in India, uttered the word “talaq,” or divorce, three times. That is a no-no in his country, but he gets a “yes-yes” from the staff here. Sadly when he woke up with his hangover, he had a change of heart. The trouble is, now his wife must get married to another man for one day, then get divorced from him in order to come back to Ershad. Seems Muslims are governed by special personal laws including marriage laws.  Read More →

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