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Become The Alpha Male

November 10, 2006

How awesome would it be if all a guy had to do to turn into an Alpha Male was to pop a pill and voila the next day he’d wake up full of confidence and power to be king of his jungle. Sadly, there is no pill, but that doesn’t mean you’re forgotten. The gang here at dumpyourwifenow.com has put together a quick checklist for you. - Short on time: The Alpha man has places to go, people to see. He does not have 3 hours for phone calls. He does not have the time to wait on a woman more than 15 minutes when she’s late. He does not have more than a minute to wait for her to talk to someone else on call waiting. (I hang up on women that leave me dangling on call waiting or hold. If that other call is so important, they can call the other person back. When was the last time you really had an “emergency” phone call?) - Self-interested, first and foremost: This is not to be confused with selfish, or self-centered. It only means that the Alpha Man’s life and his fun come first. If he doesn’t... (more...)

5 Reasons to Dump Your Wife Now

September 2, 2006

Good Old Doc Love posted 5 reasons to dump your date. I think these reasons are good enough for dumping your wife. Here’s the jest of What Doc has to say. 1) She’s not fun to be with: When you’re out with her, you just don’t seem to have fun. You find yourself working too hard to keep the conversation going. She doesn’t “get” your jokes. Dump her now! 2) She’s a nag and a complainer: She has no concept of how to stroke a man’s ego. Dump her now! 3) She has no integrity: You can’t count on her. She doesn’t keep her word. She’s consistently late all the time. She’s a pathological liar. Dump her now! 4) She’s inflexible: She doesn’t want to go to the beach because the wind might mess up her hairdo. She can’t cope with any kind of spontaneity. As far as she’s concerned, you’re the one who’s supposed to rearrange your plans to fit her needs. She won’t change her schedule... (more...)

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