Divorce Self Defense 101

May 14, 2007

I am your instructor, Mr. Jensen. I am not a lawyer, consult one. Anything I say here may have its mileage vary from jurisdiction to jurisdiction. My qualifications are two divorces, one in which I did everything wrong and got reemed, and one in which I did everything right and came out with my skin relatively intact. Let’s start with the fundamentals. First. Decide right now if you want to be a winner or a loser. You are about to enter the Lion Pit. Get used to it, grow up and accept it. Any misconceptions you had about morality, right and wrong, and justice in the Justice System are bunk. All such things are absolutely irrelevant. Your sole concern is legal, and illegal. If it goes to a judge, you are not facing Solomon who will try to establish something fair. That is the job of a mediator. The judge will decide who is the winner, and who is the loser. If you don’t want to be a winner, take their offer right now, and get out of my class. I guarantee it will... See More Tour Details »

Man wins divorce from wife ‘too shy’ to sleep with him

February 12, 2007

Brothers, go get yourself a Yoo-Hoo and turn on your Louis Armstrong CD, finally an uplifting story to put a skip in your walk. A man wins divorce from wife who is too shy to sleep with him. Too bad this didn’t happen here in the United States, but we can dream, can’t we brothers? “A Tainan court has granted a man’s request for divorce because his wife was “too shy” to consummate their marriage, a newspaper said yesterday. The man surnamed Chen (陳), a 38-year-old teacher from Tainan County was introduced to a woman surnamed Lin (林), 29, also a teacher, by a matchmaker. After the couple dated for three months, they married a year ago, but Lin refused to consummate the marriage, the Chinese-language daily China Times reported. On the wedding night, Lin slept fully dressed and wrapped with a quilt, the daily said, without citing any sources. When Chen tried to sleep with her, the report said, she pushed him away shouting: “You are ridiculous!” The... See More Tour Details »

Paul McCartney’s Ex: “Gloves And My Leg Are Off!

October 18, 2006

Looks like the gloves and the leg are off as Heather Mills attempts to clean Sir Paul McCartney’s financial clock. I too was amazed by the way Sir Paul really loved his first wife Linda McCartney, who died of breast cancer in 1998; It gave me hope and the desire to find a loving and loyal wife as he did. Well my marriage fell apart and hence the site I believe Sir Paul had never gotten over the loss of his first wife, his soul mate. He remarried for he needed something to overcome his grief. His perceived happiness with Heather Mills was his ticket out of his pain. The second wife seemed like she had a good heart, even Sir Paul thought so. He has said he did not ask Mills to sign a prenuptial agreement because he thought it would be “unromantic.” She schmoozed him pretty good it seems. People Magazine has estimated McCartney’s worth at more than $1.6 billion. And Heather Mills seems now like any other woman wanting to get her share of a... See More Tour Details »

Muslim Men Can now Dump Their Wives with Text Messaging

September 2, 2006

Things are getting easier now for the Muslim Men in the world. In Kuala Lumpur, Hamid Othman, adviser to Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad has said that Muslim men can now send a short message via SMS to their wives freeing them of these horrible shackles of matrimony. Islamic law permits a man to divorce his wife by declaring “I divorce you” three times. Now if we can get Congress to Ok the same set of rules, we American Men would have it made, and could save a fortune without having to go to divorce court.  Read More →