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Crazy Wife Rants For Divorce Via YouTube

April 17, 2008

Hell hath no fury like a women scorned! This week the wife of a major Broadway theater operator had taken to YouTube to spill the secrets of a marriage in an apparent effort to gain leverage and humiliate the other side. Tricia Walsh-Smith, a playwright/trophy wife and her future ex-husband, Broadway mogul Philip J. Smith, are in the middle of a nasty breakup. See More Tour Details »  Read More →

Will Pimp For Pizza

April 1, 2007

Just when I thought I have heard it all I learn today that a woman offered a man, the pleasures of her teenage daughter’s body in exchange for a pizza. And to all the femhags out there who believe all men are raplsts, the man turned down the offer. Nothing new here you say? Food for nookie happens all the time? This really got me thinking. This is a serious issue here in America. A serious issue indeed that I thankfully have a solution for. Allow me to digress for a moment: Take this common scenario: A man takes a woman out for dinner, and perhaps a movie. In our culture, the man almost always pays for the meal and the movie. Why does he? It’s obvious he is hoping to do the “beast with two backs” at the end of the night. Here’s the quandary that women face. If the woman opens the “portal to her body” (after a man bought her dinner), then she was in essence, basically paid like a “pro of the flesh” for the act of nookie – in... See More Tour Details »

The Entitlement Queen Visits Burger King

March 8, 2007

Every now and then we like to spotlight some of our incoming email. We received this enlightening email from maybe a man (could be a woman?) in Florida named “HappilyMarriedinFL”. Mr H writes: “You guys are so delusional, it’s not even funny. Did you ever think for one moment that maybe you’re all so jaded and cynical….that maybe THAT’S the reason you’re alone. To stereotype all women in one category just shows why feminism still exists. Unfortunately, it’s because sexist guys like you give the rest of us a bad rap. While you’re feeling all angry and bitter, I’ll be getting busy with my beautiful and s**y wife who is also the mother of my 4 awesome kids. Enjoy YOUR night! Ciao!” I rather enjoyed receiving this email. I found it hard to believe that it may be written by one of my brothers on Earth. If it truly was written by a brother, why would he be visiting dumpyourwifenow.com, if he’s so happy? If... See More Tour Details »

Eating Up Marguerite Perrin The God Warrior!

February 16, 2007

Marguerite Perrin was a cast member of the FOX network reality show Trading Spouses. She appeared both in the two-part premiere of the second season as well as another two-part episode in season three. Like many, I first saw her plastered all over youtube.com (having missed the Fox TV show). Today, I wanted to know more. I wanted to find the latest news on this affable God-fearing creation. Having read oodles and oodles on the God Warrior all over the net this week, I really enjoyed the coverage given to her by the Malcontent website. In their post “Give This Woman Her Own Show” they give a brief rundown. “Marguerite Perrin was almost immediately a fish out of water in the D’Amico-Flisher home. An extremely devout Christian (she tried to toss any non-Christians on the TV crew out of her home at the end), she had major trouble with her new family’s New Age beliefs. She spent the episode alternating between hysterical crying jags and shouting and cursing about her... See More Tour Details »

American Woman Kills Marine Husband For New Set of Jubblies

February 1, 2007

In Austin Powers 2 The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999), Austin (Mike Myers) is fired upon by Vanessa, a Fembot with breasts camouflaging machine guns: Austin: “Machine gun jubblies! How did I miss those, baby?” Fembot: “Perhaps next time you should try foreplay.” As I get on in my years in life, a day doesn’t go by, when I don’t think about a woman’s jubblies. And every year that is added to my age, reflects how difficult it is to find a good American Woman (and one with a great set of jubblies). I can’t tell you how many times we receive emails asking us to not stereotype woman as being ALL bad. Emails reminding us that there are plenty of good American women out there for us men to sample. And no need for us to turn to foreign women. “ALL women are not good and innocent. Neither are all men. What many of you seem to have forgotten is that there are bad men, bad women, good men, and good women. You just have to find the good ones.” You... See More Tour Details »

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