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Bride Has Full-size Likeness Of Herself As A Wedding Cake

April 10, 2008

Would you do anything to make your new wife happy? Would you allow the wedding cake to look just like her? Well, judging by the photo, we’re not so sure deep down inside the groom wanted it. The look on his face as he peers out from behind his new wife is just priceless. We just can’t stop staring at it here at dumpyourwifenow.com. “The cake actually fulfilled …[emember_protected]my childhood dream,” said Ogbuta, who said she had long thought it would be fun to have a doll made in her likeness. While her fantasy never happened, she said the cake was pretty close. We do wonder if she saved the head to put in their freezer for their one year anniversary? More photos of the un-named groom posing with his new wife and cake are at CNN:[/emember_protected]  Read More →

Bride Sues Florist Over Wrong Flower Color

November 13, 2007

Elana Glatt, formerly Elana Elbogen, is sueing her wedding florist (she’s also an attorney) for $400,000 for “egregriously” failing to match the color scheme she had requested for her floral arrangements. The flowers cost $27,435.14. We can’t get over the fact that the lawsuit asks for more than $400,000 in restitution and damages. WOW! According to the New York Post article: Not only was the color wrong, Ms. Glatt said in the lawsuit, filed on Friday in State Supreme Court in Manhattan, but the hydrangeas were wilted and brown, and arranged in dusty vases without enough water. Their pastel colors clashed with the linens, favor boxes, wedding cake and décor at Cipriani 42nd Street, the luxurious restaurant where she and her husband, David Glatt, held their reception, Ms. Elana Glatt said. ‘The use of predominantly pastel centerpieces had a significant impact on the look of the room and was entirely inconsistent with the vision the plaintiffs had bargained for,’... See More Tour Details »

The Entitlement Queen Visits Burger King

March 8, 2007

Every now and then we like to spotlight some of our incoming email. We received this enlightening email from maybe a man (could be a woman?) in Florida named “HappilyMarriedinFL”. Mr H writes: “You guys are so delusional, it’s not even funny. Did you ever think for one moment that maybe you’re all so jaded and cynical….that maybe THAT’S the reason you’re alone. To stereotype all women in one category just shows why feminism still exists. Unfortunately, it’s because sexist guys like you give the rest of us a bad rap. While you’re feeling all angry and bitter, I’ll be getting busy with my beautiful and s**y wife who is also the mother of my 4 awesome kids. Enjoy YOUR night! Ciao!” I rather enjoyed receiving this email. I found it hard to believe that it may be written by one of my brothers on Earth. If it truly was written by a brother, why would he be visiting dumpyourwifenow.com, if he’s so happy? If... See More Tour Details »

5 Reasons to Dump Your Wife Now

September 2, 2006

Good Old Doc Love posted 5 reasons to dump your date. I think these reasons are good enough for dumping your wife. Here’s the jest of What Doc has to say. 1) She’s not fun to be with: When you’re out with her, you just don’t seem to have fun. You find yourself working too hard to keep the conversation going. She doesn’t “get” your jokes. Dump her now! 2) She’s a nag and a complainer: She has no concept of how to stroke a man’s ego. Dump her now! 3) She has no integrity: You can’t count on her. She doesn’t keep her word. She’s consistently late all the time. She’s a pathological liar. Dump her now! 4) She’s inflexible: She doesn’t want to go to the beach because the wind might mess up her hairdo. She can’t cope with any kind of spontaneity. As far as she’s concerned, you’re the one who’s supposed to rearrange your plans to fit her needs. She won’t change her schedule... See More Tour Details »

A pathetic doormat with blood in his urine

August 29, 2006

I was curious today and wanted to see what I could find on Google if I did a search for “wife is a b***h“. One site stood out, some pathetic dude on Anonyblog was upset at his wife and decided to post about his misery with his wife. What bugs me is how much you can clearly see how deep he is in being a doormat. I can’t believe he let her get away with this stuff. Here’s his pathetic cry to be heard: “I am writing to kind of get it off my chest, and I guess it is like therapy too. No matter what I do, my wife complains or raises her expectations. Example, I was very sick for a week, when I should have been sick for about three weeks. I had a sinus infection, respitory infection, bronchitos, urinary tract infection and blood in my urine, I was sick. I got well as soon as possible without any aid from her. All week she was nasty with a bad attitude. She did not offer any help, such as a kleenex would have been nice. I start to get on my feet again, while taking... See More Tour Details »

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