American Woman Kills Marine Husband For New Set of Jubblies

In Austin Powers 2 The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999), Austin (Mike Myers) is fired upon by Vanessa, a Fembot with breasts camouflaging machine guns: Austin: “Machine gun jubblies! How did I miss those, baby?” Fembot: “Perhaps next time you should try foreplay.” As I get on in my years in life, a day doesn’t go by, when I don’t think about a woman’s jubblies. And every year that is added to my age, reflects how difficult it is to find a good American Woman (and one with a great set of jubblies). I can’t tell you how many times we receive emails asking us to not stereotype woman as being ALL bad. Emails reminding us that there are plenty of good American women out there for us men to sample. And no need for us to turn to foreign women. “ALL women are not good and innocent. Neither are all men. What many of you seem to have forgotten is that there are bad men, bad women, good men, and good women. You just have to find the good ones.” You... (more...)

No Boobs, No Butt And No Morals

Wow, the world just keeps on manufacturing these conniving women. Unbelievable! The Daily Mail posted an article today titled: “I seduced my future husband to hide my love child. But I have no regrets” The Eternal Bachelor Duncan Idaho, sums it up the best! No tits, no arse and no morals This woman fell pregnant at 20 and because the father was a married man, she suckered another man into marrying her by telling him that the child was his. After the wedding she naturally continued doing the “beast with two backs” with her adulterous lover. Her own marriage ended and her former husband has no idea that “his” daughter is not actually his, and the daughter, now 18, only learned the truth a few years ago. And, naturally, being a Western Woman, she has no regrets. No regrets at all that a man out there still wrongly thinks a girl is his. No regrets that her daughter must have had a terrible shock a few years ago finding out her “dad”... (more...)