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Will Pimp For Pizza

April 1, 2007

Just when I thought I have heard it all I learn today that a woman offered a man, the pleasures of her teenage daughter’s body in exchange for a pizza. And to all the femhags out there who believe all men are raplsts, the man turned down the offer. Nothing new here you say? Food for nookie happens all the time? This really got me thinking. This is a serious issue here in America. A serious issue indeed that I thankfully have a solution for. Allow me to digress for a moment: Take this common scenario: A man takes a woman out for dinner, and perhaps a movie. In our culture, the man almost always pays for the meal and the movie. Why does he? It’s obvious he is hoping to do the “beast with two backs” at the end of the night. Here’s the quandary that women face. If the woman opens the “portal to her body” (after a man bought her dinner), then she was in essence, basically paid like a “pro of the flesh” for the act of nookie – in... See More Tour Details »

The Entitlement Queen Visits Burger King

March 8, 2007

Every now and then we like to spotlight some of our incoming email. We received this enlightening email from maybe a man (could be a woman?) in Florida named “HappilyMarriedinFL”. Mr H writes: “You guys are so delusional, it’s not even funny. Did you ever think for one moment that maybe you’re all so jaded and cynical….that maybe THAT’S the reason you’re alone. To stereotype all women in one category just shows why feminism still exists. Unfortunately, it’s because sexist guys like you give the rest of us a bad rap. While you’re feeling all angry and bitter, I’ll be getting busy with my beautiful and s**y wife who is also the mother of my 4 awesome kids. Enjoy YOUR night! Ciao!” I rather enjoyed receiving this email. I found it hard to believe that it may be written by one of my brothers on Earth. If it truly was written by a brother, why would he be visiting dumpyourwifenow.com, if he’s so happy? If... See More Tour Details »

The Key To Understanding Modern American Women

March 2, 2007

The key to understanding modern American women is to realize that, starting from a very early age, basically from about the time they start learning to talk, every event and experience in their lives takes on a very powerful emotional subtext. This is not to imply, of course, that men’s lives do not have emotional subtexts. It is merely to state that, for women, the emotional subtext of everyday events and experiences is often much more powerful than it is for men. For a woman, nearly everything that happens in her life, including things that most men would consider to be trivial or mundane, is heavily freighted with significant emotional meaning. There are many important consequences to this, but for men, there are certain key implications that are very important to understand. One of these is that women are always “right”. By the time they reach early adulthood, at about the age of 25 or so, women develop a very strong sense of moral rectitude. They are certain they know... See More Tour Details »

Eating Up Marguerite Perrin The God Warrior!

February 16, 2007

Marguerite Perrin was a cast member of the FOX network reality show Trading Spouses. She appeared both in the two-part premiere of the second season as well as another two-part episode in season three. Like many, I first saw her plastered all over youtube.com (having missed the Fox TV show). Today, I wanted to know more. I wanted to find the latest news on this affable God-fearing creation. Having read oodles and oodles on the God Warrior all over the net this week, I really enjoyed the coverage given to her by the Malcontent website. In their post “Give This Woman Her Own Show” they give a brief rundown. “Marguerite Perrin was almost immediately a fish out of water in the D’Amico-Flisher home. An extremely devout Christian (she tried to toss any non-Christians on the TV crew out of her home at the end), she had major trouble with her new family’s New Age beliefs. She spent the episode alternating between hysterical crying jags and shouting and cursing about her... See More Tour Details »

Boycott Valentine’s Day!

February 5, 2007

Valentine’s Day is the perfect day to leave your miserable wife or gold-digging girlfriend. Take your uncompatible nightmare out for dinner and ask her for a divorce (and to also pickup the dinner check too!). While all the doormats are handing over diamonds at the tables next to you, you can feel proud that you are on your way to a long fulfilling life of no stress and immense personal wealth. My brothers over at the Don’t Get Married Forum are buzzing as expected this fine Valentine’s Day. Brother systems1082 gives some keen insight to those who may be happy with their wives or girlfriends and are thinking of buying their sweeties a Valentine’s Day gift. “Valentines day is approaching and I wonder how many men are anticipating a rolex or a platinum bracelet from his wife or girlfriend. I counted over 53 different tv, radio and newspaper ads during Christmas and closer to 75 during Valentines Day. The ties, the flower or cards are nice but do they compare... See More Tour Details »

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