Become The Alpha Male

How awesome would it be if all a guy had to do to turn into an Alpha Male was to pop a pill and voila the next day he’d wake up full of confidence and power to be king of his jungle. Sadly, there is no pill, but that doesn’t mean you’re forgotten. The gang here at dumpyourwifenow.com has put together a quick checklist for you. - Short on time: The Alpha man has places to go, people to see. He does not have 3 hours for phone calls. He does not have the time to wait on a woman more than 15 minutes when she’s late. He does not have more than a minute to wait for her to talk to someone else on call waiting. (I hang up on women that leave me dangling on call waiting or hold. If that other call is so important, they can call the other person back. When was the last time you really had an “emergency” phone call?) - Self-interested, first and foremost: This is not to be confused with selfish, or self-centered. It only means that the Alpha Man’s life and his fun come first. If he doesn’t... (more...)

Fake Boobies, Twinkies, Yoo-hoo And The Girl From India

You got to love those big fake boobies of the American woman of the west. California women with their boob jobs, fake lips and their Louis Vuitton handbags amuse me. As these bold, vain and empowered women take their wimpy, doormat, dentist and doctor husbands to divorce court and virtually destroy their hubby’s manhood mentally and financially; I am reminded by what appears as the opposite extreme in another part of the world. In Hyderabad, India, an over zealous alpha male has been arrested and charged with assault for locking up his wife (no fake breasts here) in a room for three years and making her drink her own urine. He did this after she opposed him taking a second wife, the police said. Asha Begum, the wife of construction foreman Mohammed Shadulla, was chained and held captive in a room with no windows in their home. She had managed to escape when Shadulla accidentally left the door open after cleaning the room. The staff here at dumpyourwifenow.com has offered to fly the... (more...)