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Crazy Wife Rants For Divorce Via YouTube

April 17, 2008

Hell hath no fury like a women scorned! This week the wife of a major Broadway theater operator had taken to YouTube to spill the secrets of a marriage in an apparent effort to gain leverage and humiliate the other side. Tricia Walsh-Smith, a playwright/trophy wife and her future ex-husband, Broadway mogul Philip J. Smith, are in the middle of a nasty breakup. See More Tour Details »  Read More →

SWF With Infections And Farts Seeks SWM for Slavery

November 10, 2007

The majority of email that we receive are from angry, foul-mouthed women who sling their oral crud at us. We just don’t understand why they are not fans of our website? They don’t seem to realize that their barage of emails perpetuate the stereotype that we are accused of focusing on. Occasionally we receive emails and comments from what appear to be nice (sane) women. They write intelligently and are usually free of insults. The sad thing is, they ask us not to generalize that all women are mean and nasty and abusive to men. Our response is always the same. “Trying to find a good woman is like trying to find a tootsie roll in a pool of turds.” We’re sure they exist, but it takes a lot of searching now-a-days. Ladies, if you haven’t noticed, our website is not called “marryyourgirlfriendnow (dot) com”. Yes our site focuses on the ills of marriage and the misandry against men. Our site focuses on the unfairness that men are dealt with every day in... See More Tour Details »

My Unfair Lady – Makeovers, Cosmetic Surgery And Other Tricks

March 29, 2007

“Putting $50,000 into your kitchen leads to a better kitchen. Putting $50,000 into your face does not necessarily lead to a better face. This is because your face is not a kitchen. To judge the success of your plastic surgery, stand outside. If people try to chase you off of a cliff with pitchforks, consider finding another plastic surgeon and getting a second opinion.” Great cosmetic surgery advice for women from Brian Sack the Banterist. Brothers meet Jocelyne Wildenstein. Also known as the “Cat Woman” and the “Bride of Wildenstein.” This woman has spent thousands of dollars in plastic surgery transforming her face to resemble that of a cat’s. She has a 66,000-acre ranch in Kenya and loves cheetahs and lynxes. She has endured many long hours under the knife to create her jutting cheekbones, teardrop-shaped eyes and oversized lips to resemble her true love… cats. Born in Switzerland on August 5, 1940, Wildenstein, soon to be 67, moved to... See More Tour Details »

The Entitlement Queen Visits Burger King

March 8, 2007

Every now and then we like to spotlight some of our incoming email. We received this enlightening email from maybe a man (could be a woman?) in Florida named “HappilyMarriedinFL”. Mr H writes: “You guys are so delusional, it’s not even funny. Did you ever think for one moment that maybe you’re all so jaded and cynical….that maybe THAT’S the reason you’re alone. To stereotype all women in one category just shows why feminism still exists. Unfortunately, it’s because sexist guys like you give the rest of us a bad rap. While you’re feeling all angry and bitter, I’ll be getting busy with my beautiful and s**y wife who is also the mother of my 4 awesome kids. Enjoy YOUR night! Ciao!” I rather enjoyed receiving this email. I found it hard to believe that it may be written by one of my brothers on Earth. If it truly was written by a brother, why would he be visiting dumpyourwifenow.com, if he’s so happy? If... See More Tour Details »

Eating Up Marguerite Perrin The God Warrior!

February 16, 2007

Marguerite Perrin was a cast member of the FOX network reality show Trading Spouses. She appeared both in the two-part premiere of the second season as well as another two-part episode in season three. Like many, I first saw her plastered all over youtube.com (having missed the Fox TV show). Today, I wanted to know more. I wanted to find the latest news on this affable God-fearing creation. Having read oodles and oodles on the God Warrior all over the net this week, I really enjoyed the coverage given to her by the Malcontent website. In their post “Give This Woman Her Own Show” they give a brief rundown. “Marguerite Perrin was almost immediately a fish out of water in the D’Amico-Flisher home. An extremely devout Christian (she tried to toss any non-Christians on the TV crew out of her home at the end), she had major trouble with her new family’s New Age beliefs. She spent the episode alternating between hysterical crying jags and shouting and cursing about her... See More Tour Details »

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