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Muslim Men Can now Dump Their Wives with Text Messaging

September 2, 2006

Things are getting easier now for the Muslim Men in the world. In Kuala Lumpur, Hamid Othman, adviser to Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad has said that Muslim men can now send a short message via SMS to their wives freeing them of these horrible shackles of matrimony. Islamic law permits a man to divorce his wife by declaring “I divorce you” three times. Now if we can get Congress to Ok the same set of rules, we American Men would have it made, and could save a fortune without having to go to divorce court.  Read More →

Wife needs one-day marriage after drunken divorce

September 2, 2006

After chugging down several bottles of “Taj Mahal” and spending time reading dumpyourwifenow.com, Ershad, a rickshaw puller in India, uttered the word “talaq,” or divorce, three times. That is a no-no in his country, but he gets a “yes-yes” from the staff here. Sadly when he woke up with his hangover, he had a change of heart. The trouble is, now his wife must get married to another man for one day, then get divorced from him in order to come back to Ershad. Seems Muslims are governed by special personal laws including marriage laws.  Read More →

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