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		<title>Bride Has Full-size Likeness Of Herself As A Wedding Cake</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Would you do anything to make your new wife happy? Would you allow the wedding cake to look just like her? Well, judging by the photo, we&#8217;re not so sure deep down inside the groom wanted it. The look on his face as he peers out from behind his new wife is just priceless. We [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Husband Store Opens in Las Vegas</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new store that sells husbands has just opened in Las Vegas, where a woman can go to choose a husband for marriage. At the entrance to the store is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONE TIME! There are six floors and the attributes of the men [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Unfair Lady – Makeovers, Cosmetic Surgery And Other Tricks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:21:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Putting $50,000 into your kitchen leads to a better kitchen. Putting $50,000 into your face does not necessarily lead to a better face. This is because your face is not a kitchen. To judge the success of your plastic surgery, stand outside. If people try to chase you off of a cliff with pitchforks, consider [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man wins divorce from wife &#8216;too shy&#8217; to sleep with him</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:42:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brothers, go get yourself a Yoo-Hoo and turn on your Louis Armstrong CD, finally an uplifting story to put a skip in your walk. A man wins divorce from wife who is too shy to sleep with him. Too bad this didn&#8217;t happen here in the United States, but we can dream, can&#8217;t we brothers? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>American Woman Kills Marine Husband For New Set of Jubblies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Austin Powers 2 The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999), Austin (Mike Myers) is fired upon by Vanessa, a Fembot with breasts camouflaging machine guns: Austin: &#8220;Machine gun jubblies! How did I miss those, baby?&#8221; Fembot: &#8220;Perhaps next time you should try foreplay.&#8221; As I get on in my years in life, a day doesn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Muslim Men Can now Dump Their Wives with Text Messaging</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Sep 2006 00:56:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things are getting easier now for the Muslim Men in the world. In Kuala Lumpur, Hamid Othman, adviser to Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad has said that Muslim men can now send a short message via SMS to their wives freeing them of these horrible shackles of matrimony. Islamic law permits a man to divorce his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wife needs one-day marriage after drunken divorce</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Sep 2006 07:41:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After chugging down several bottles of &#8220;Taj Mahal&#8221; and spending time reading dumpyourwifenow.com, Ershad, a rickshaw puller in India, uttered the word &#8220;talaq,&#8221; or divorce, three times. That is a no-no in his country, but he gets a &#8220;yes-yes&#8221; from the staff here. Sadly when he woke up with his hangover, he had a change [...]]]></description>
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