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Bride Has Full-size Likeness Of Herself As A Wedding Cake

April 10, 2008

Would you do anything to make your new wife happy? Would you allow the wedding cake to look just like her? Well, judging by the photo, we’re not so sure deep down inside the groom wanted it. The look on his face as he peers out from behind his new wife is just priceless. We just can’t stop staring at it here at dumpyourwifenow.com. “The cake actually fulfilled …[emember_protected]my childhood dream,” said Ogbuta, who said she had long thought it would be fun to have a doll made in her likeness. While her fantasy never happened, she said the cake was pretty close. We do wonder if she saved the head to put in their freezer for their one year anniversary? More photos of the un-named groom posing with his new wife and cake are at CNN:[/emember_protected]  Read More →

The Husband Store Opens in Las Vegas

April 5, 2007

A new store that sells husbands has just opened in Las Vegas, where a woman can go to choose a husband for marriage. At the entrance to the store is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONE TIME! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, one catch …. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband for marriage. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: These men have jobs and love the Lord. She then proceeds to the 2nd floor: The sign on floor 2 reads: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. She then proceeds to the 3rd floor: The sign on floor 3 reads: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She then proceeds to... See More Tour Details »

My Unfair Lady – Makeovers, Cosmetic Surgery And Other Tricks

March 29, 2007

“Putting $50,000 into your kitchen leads to a better kitchen. Putting $50,000 into your face does not necessarily lead to a better face. This is because your face is not a kitchen. To judge the success of your plastic surgery, stand outside. If people try to chase you off of a cliff with pitchforks, consider finding another plastic surgeon and getting a second opinion.” Great cosmetic surgery advice for women from Brian Sack the Banterist. Brothers meet Jocelyne Wildenstein. Also known as the “Cat Woman” and the “Bride of Wildenstein.” This woman has spent thousands of dollars in plastic surgery transforming her face to resemble that of a cat’s. She has a 66,000-acre ranch in Kenya and loves cheetahs and lynxes. She has endured many long hours under the knife to create her jutting cheekbones, teardrop-shaped eyes and oversized lips to resemble her true love… cats. Born in Switzerland on August 5, 1940, Wildenstein, soon to be 67, moved to... See More Tour Details »

Man wins divorce from wife ‘too shy’ to sleep with him

February 12, 2007

Brothers, go get yourself a Yoo-Hoo and turn on your Louis Armstrong CD, finally an uplifting story to put a skip in your walk. A man wins divorce from wife who is too shy to sleep with him. Too bad this didn’t happen here in the United States, but we can dream, can’t we brothers? “A Tainan court has granted a man’s request for divorce because his wife was “too shy” to consummate their marriage, a newspaper said yesterday. The man surnamed Chen (陳), a 38-year-old teacher from Tainan County was introduced to a woman surnamed Lin (林), 29, also a teacher, by a matchmaker. After the couple dated for three months, they married a year ago, but Lin refused to consummate the marriage, the Chinese-language daily China Times reported. On the wedding night, Lin slept fully dressed and wrapped with a quilt, the daily said, without citing any sources. When Chen tried to sleep with her, the report said, she pushed him away shouting: “You are ridiculous!” The... See More Tour Details »

American Woman Kills Marine Husband For New Set of Jubblies

February 1, 2007

In Austin Powers 2 The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999), Austin (Mike Myers) is fired upon by Vanessa, a Fembot with breasts camouflaging machine guns: Austin: “Machine gun jubblies! How did I miss those, baby?” Fembot: “Perhaps next time you should try foreplay.” As I get on in my years in life, a day doesn’t go by, when I don’t think about a woman’s jubblies. And every year that is added to my age, reflects how difficult it is to find a good American Woman (and one with a great set of jubblies). I can’t tell you how many times we receive emails asking us to not stereotype woman as being ALL bad. Emails reminding us that there are plenty of good American women out there for us men to sample. And no need for us to turn to foreign women. “ALL women are not good and innocent. Neither are all men. What many of you seem to have forgotten is that there are bad men, bad women, good men, and good women. You just have to find the good ones.” You... See More Tour Details »

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