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Doormat of The Month For November 2006

November 30, 2006

Our doormat for the month of November was spotted over at mymiserablelife.com. A great site to really lift your spirits. That’s right guys, the kind hearted staff here at dumpyourwifenow.com will dive into the deep bowels of despair to bring you newsworthy items. And the charge is absolutely nothing. This month’s doormat is Jacob of California. Jacob laments… “After a big fight, my old lady moved out. We had lived together for 8 1/2 years. About two weeks later my public storage shed was broken into. Everything was taken, including $10,000 cash that I kept there. No other storage shed was broken into, just mine. Only two people even knew I had a storage shed, me and my old lady. She must have thought that I would kill her if I found her because a few days later I was raided by the police for possession for sales of pot. According to the police report, she told them that in the 8 1/2 years we had lived together, I had made my living selling pot. I ended up... See More Tour Details »

Guy With Tiny Shmeckle Steals Wife!

October 25, 2006

I am constantly amazed by the wimpy married men who are not only miserable in their marriages, but also feel the need to reveal their sensitive side to the world. I found this pathetic doormat (who is also a therapist) posting his feelings to another therapist in an online forum. Our newly found doormat has been married for over 20 years. He describes his marriage and family as idyllic. He says he and his wife have a healthy s*x life, and that they communicate. He is proud that he is affectionate and committed to his marriage and family. He notes his experience as a therapist is not helping his perspective on his troubles. Here is his situation and he further notes that his wife agrees with his synopsis (Oh brother….). Our comments are in bold of course. “I found out a month ago that my wife has been involved in an affair with another man for 3 1/2 years. She states it was over in the summer but she was caught by friends having a lunch with this man in the fall. This man... See More Tour Details »

A pathetic doormat with blood in his urine

August 29, 2006

I was curious today and wanted to see what I could find on Google if I did a search for “wife is a b***h“. One site stood out, some pathetic dude on Anonyblog was upset at his wife and decided to post about his misery with his wife. What bugs me is how much you can clearly see how deep he is in being a doormat. I can’t believe he let her get away with this stuff. Here’s his pathetic cry to be heard: “I am writing to kind of get it off my chest, and I guess it is like therapy too. No matter what I do, my wife complains or raises her expectations. Example, I was very sick for a week, when I should have been sick for about three weeks. I had a sinus infection, respitory infection, bronchitos, urinary tract infection and blood in my urine, I was sick. I got well as soon as possible without any aid from her. All week she was nasty with a bad attitude. She did not offer any help, such as a kleenex would have been nice. I start to get on my feet again, while taking... See More Tour Details »

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