Get a Mistress…Now!

I’m running into too many guys who have put all their stock into one chick. That’s insane. If she shows you the door (in your own home, nonetheless!), do you have back up skin? Most likely the answer is no. Sure, you’ve flirted with gals at the office. But each time SHE wants to take it up a notch, your the chump who says, “Hey, if I wasn’t married, I’d…” You’d what? Hook her up with a co-worker? Buy a box of her niece’s Girl Scout cookies? Dude, please! Play women like you play the stock market. Diversify. Hedge. Cover a hunch with a sure bet. I know, I know. I see the world more clearly, too, when someone gives me an analogy based in cash and risk… My point is this: YOU MUST ACTIVELY CULTIVATE A HAREM OF WOMEN! This is especially applicable to married stiffs. Men, I’m telling you, building up that black book from scratch is intensely time consuming & expensive. That’s why you MUST do it from from the comfort... (more...)

Make Fleshlight Your New GF

Dude, I’ve got something that women don’t want you to have. It’s a male masturbation tool called the Fleshlight. Use it once & I guarantee you’ll SHRUG if she withholds sex because you won’t massage her foot. Sound too good to be true? It ain’t. The Fleshlight so perfectly replicates the hot warm QUIM of a woman’s kitty that you’ll swear you’re pumping the real deal. Same can be said for the “LipsLight,” which, I’m convinced, would feel exactly the same if Angelina Jolie-Pitt were to smoke my bone. Unlike crap imitations, the Fleshlight uses patented Real Feel Super Skin specifically designed to “replicate the sensation of penetrative sex.” Then you get to pick from six different inner textures. I recommend you try several. Each one’s like banging a new broad. My personal faves are ultra tight (first girlfriend) and the Speed Bump (first ex-wife…despite being a bitch she had a first class... (more...)

Stud Reveals the Secrets of Seduction!

Friday nights used to be me in front of ESPN with a 12-pack of Pepsi & a bowl of microwave popcorn. I would have given my left nut to out on the town having sushi with a hottie. But I sucked at picking up girls. No, sucked is an understatement. I stunk it up. I was abhorrent. And every bird knew it. The minute I made my move, every girl in the bar either hit the restroom or gave me the “don’t go there” look. But I’m not a quitter. No f-ing way, bro. I researched everything I could about picking up broads. Hypnosis. Day game. Subliminal messaging. Sexual body langauge. Phone game. Some worked. But most failed. Yes, it’s easy to blame the player here, but I’m pretty sure it was the method that was letting me down. I nearly gave up. I was tired of getting turned down. Tired of getting humiliated in front of her friends. Frustrated with getting cut off before I even opened my mouth. I even made a brief trip back to my La-Z-Boy and drowned myself in soda,... (more...)

Start Your Stamina Training Today

The Stamina Training Unit (STU for short) was the first Fleshlight that I bought. If you think you will end up buying more than one Fleshlight then the STU is a great first one (actually it’s an excellent first Fleshlight regardless of how many you buy). You can only buy the STU Fleshlight with a case, it is not available separately, which means that it makes the most fiscal sense to buy this one first. As the name implies the STU was developed to help you last longer when you are with an actual woman, it is designed to mimic the sensations of actual intercourse with the goal to extend your sexual stamina. In my opinion the STU is the finest of the Fleshlights; it was my first so maybe I am a bit biased but it is my favorite insert. The STU is pretty intense, the little nubs that line the interior really do a good job of massaging and caressing your shaft as you slide inside. Where the STU really shines is when you can no longer hold back any longer and finally orgasm. When you are about... (more...)