The Perfect Valentine’s Day for HIM!

February 7, 2008

No Dimaonds For Valentine's DayBrothers, Valentine’s Day is almost here in the USA and our stomachs along with our wallets, are tightening up as usual. Here’s some thought on how our brothers in Asia are spending their day, according to wikipedia.

Thanks to a concentrated marketing effort, Valentine’s Day has emerged in Japan and Korea as a day on which women, and less commonly men, give candy, chocolate or flowers. It has become an obligation for many women to give chocolates to all male co-workers. In Japan this is known as
giri-choko (義理チョコ), from the words giri (“obligation”) and choko, (“chocolate”). This contrasts with honmei-choko (本命チョコ); chocolate given to a loved one. Friends, especially girls, may exchange chocolate referred to as tomo-choko (友チョコ); from tomo meaning “friend”.

Here’s how our favorite gems of the female gender will more than likely spend their Valentine’s Day:

8:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses from her mangina man.
8:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants delivered by her mangina man
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil as poured by her mangina man
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer (not thinking about her mangina man at home)
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out
12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe discussing new Prada purses, breast implants and Hillary Clinton for President.
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs
1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from mangina man at home
4:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage
5:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
10:00 Hot shower (alone)
10:30 Make love (mangina man has been waiting well over a month for this moment)
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep (her back to him)

Brothers, below is how you should be spending your Valentine’s Day. If not, then may we suggest you start making some much needed changes in your life, so this will turn out to be your Valentine’s Day in 2009.
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blowj*b from Asian Girlfriend
6:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today
7:00 Breakfast, Filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Stoli Bloody Mary enroute to airport
8:15 DFW – Private G4 to Augusta, Georgia (Coffee, SI and WSJ)
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
9:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under)
11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens
12:15 Blowj*b from Asian Girlfriend
12:30 Back nine Augusta (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)
2:30 Private G4, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap)
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew. Asian Girlfriend does not mind.
4:30 Land World Record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs)
5:00 G4 back to DFW, massage & h******b enroute by Asian Girlfriend
6:45 Sh*t, shower and shave
7:00 Watch CNN newsflash: Hilary drops out of campaign
7:30 Dinner, Lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963), 20 oz. New York Steak
9:00 Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar
9:30 S*x with three women and Asian Girlfriend
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi
11:45 Bed (alone)
11:50 12 second, 4 note f**t, dog leaves the room
11:55 Sleep

Please, sit back and relax and view the video. Then post it on your blog too. Spread the word.

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Be sure to read our thoughts from last year on Valentine’s Day. This post was inspired by the great Gene Simmons of Kiss.[/emember_protected]


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4 Responses to “The Perfect Valentine’s Day for HIM!”

  1. Tim on February 7th, 2008 11:46 am

    Already made it a point not to do anything and not to be available on that day :)

  2. Jack on February 14th, 2008 4:38 pm

    Dog left the room eh? So much for perfection. Ha ha.

    I made a point to avoid s*x tonight despite the invitation. It seems I am not into receiving s*x as a reward for the small number of thoughtful gifts to her on Valentine’s day. s*x as a reward for gifts? p**********n is illegal most places.

  3. Sharon on February 21st, 2008 6:37 am

    LOL!!! You guys are too much! I wasn’t expecting anything from my hubby on Valentines Day (never do), but he was nice enough to bring home a chocolate bar for our kids to share and he gave me a $3.00 bouquet of red roses. Nothing grand or expensive, but thoughtful just the same. My kids made drawings and cards for him and shared the candy they got from school. I gave him a Chocolate cake ( his favorite). It is the little thoughtful gestures of kindness that truly mean something.

    Have you heard of the 30-day s*x Challenge? Go to relevantchurch(dot)com to read more about the challenge. It may enlighten you with regard to women and how to relate to them in a more productive way.

    By the way, most of the female gender that I know do not spend their Valentines Day as the writer suggests. That life style is only for the rich and famous. Sorry to disappoint you, guys.

  4. frankie on February 25th, 2008 6:42 pm

    To Sharon, most men don’t get chocolate cake either or anything from their women for that matter.

    LOL, you funny woman, just because men don’t take the c**p from women they have to be sent to “reform school” you say?

    If your female friends are like you with your “worldly views”, they really don’t count due to your feminist believe that men are the only ones who need to change to what women believe are “proper”. If anything, women are the ones not respecting men, and get away with that behavior.

Did you know there is someone right now in willing to cheat on their spouse to have fun with you?

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