SWF With Infections And Farts Seeks SWM for Slavery
November 10, 2007
The majority of email that we receive are from angry, foul-mouthed women who sling their oral crud at us. We just don’t understand why they are not fans of our website? They don’t seem to realize that their barage of emails perpetuate the stereotype that we are accused of focusing on.
Occasionally we receive emails and comments from what appear to be nice (sane) women. They write intelligently and are usually free of insults. The sad thing is, they ask us not to generalize that all women are mean and nasty and abusive to men. Our response is always the same.
“Trying to find a good woman is like trying to find a tootsie roll in a pool of turds.”
We’re sure they exist, but it takes a lot of searching now-a-days.
Ladies, if you haven’t noticed, our website is not called “marryyourgirlfriendnow (dot) com”. Yes our site focuses on the ills of marriage and the misandry against men. Our site focuses on the unfairness that men are dealt with every day in family courts. Ladies, you have your movement, your TV shows (Oprah and Dr Phil). If you want to feel good, then go visit Oprah or Dr. Phil’s websites and leave us “bitter” (as you women label us to be) men alone. Stop leaving comments and sending us emails of how good you are as people. Either you are liars or you are really indeed delightful to be with. But for every delightful lady that we wish we could spend time with; there are too many of you that are simply self-absorbed nightmares; making it difficult for us to find the good ones. So how about the bunch of you (the proffessed good-ones) take it up with those nightmares within your own gender instead of harrassing us?
Meet Lilith: Her email address is email@example.com. We assume that is France. That would explain why her English is so poor. She really tries her best to sum up how women view us men.
(also we have never posted someone’s email address on our site, but she deserves to have hers posted. Feel free and contact her)
Here she is in all her unedited splendor.
“men are the gender of the horse they don’t deserve anything, they are also the simplest biological gender. the role of the male in nature is to do work for the improvement of us, the women. the only gender that can say that has someone to do all the dirty work for us is the woman. we can truly use you and exploit you ‘cuz you are a very vulnerable gender, not only that even in bed we are conditioned by nature to get more than you cus you are our pus*y massagist that’s all you do a performance for us. we have both the pus*y and the cl*toris you only have the c*ck. oh well what a pathetic gender that’s why i can choose the father of kids, cus i’m more genetically advanced than you. women are more complex that’s a fact of nature. i love thinking that i’m more superior than the men cuz for nature being a father is a privilege given by the female to whom they have chosen. but motherhood is a right we don’t have to be like men, you know like parasites oh god what a disgusting gender at this moment the only thing that i want is men that can f*ck me good and work like a slave for me. i’m a woman remember? i can have a slave!!!!!!!!!!!”
Isn’t she delightful? She wasn’t done with us, she wrote us again.
“that’s the only way men can understand who have the power if they don’t like it then they can leave! after all, men are like submissive dogs with us the girls always trying to please us i’m a biologist i know this is nature. the myth of the alpha male is a joke. nature is in itself is female oriented, the male is parasitic and is doomed to disappear because the ‘y’ chromosome is deteriorating by the minute. female is the default natural gender.
the main reason males have evolve is to first do work for the female like bringing food to her table.
second the male is to give women the greatest s****l pleasure that’s why we have penetration.
third you are sperm banks to us, we choose you, we decide whether you should be with our children or not we have a lot of power, no men never were powerful at all, instead you are the oppressed gender.
men are a very suffered gender, mistreated by the government, their wives, corporations, etc. men power is to be always exploited. when you don’t serve anymore then we dump you like sh*t and we look for better men that can give us what we want. women are very lucky because men don’t have nobody to work for them, poors that gender is like a gender for slaves and yes thank you for that delicious c*ck i truly love sucking it what do you get ? well a lot of menstruation, cooties, vaginal infections, pus*y farts etc
you know you love all the nasty things that comes out of us ,hahaha what a fools !!!!!!!
We just cannot get enough of those infections and farts right brothers? Again her email is firstname.lastname@example.org for those who are so inclined to seek out her infectious and flatulent charms.
While I’m at it, here’s another email of many…not so expressive as Lilith’s:
WHAT A BUNCH OF ******* IDIOTS YOU LOT ARE! THIS IS CLEARLY A BUNCH OF *** MEN OR MEN WHO WERE UNABLE TO SATISFY THEIR WOMEN AND AS A RESULT DUMPED!!-MAKING THEM SAD AND BITTER. COME ON “BOYS” ITS NOT EVERY WOMEN’S FAULT YOUR USELESS!! – email@example.com
And another one (of many – no email address given)
“For crying out loud, divorce your wives stay free and stop moaning and offending women…really don’t care if American women are ******* or not…if they are then i think you deserve it, men have been the worst beasts on this planet for so many centuries now finally women are paying you back….how does it feel? not good. really i find men to be morons everywhere on this planet but American ones are the biggest ones.
have a nice day
a non-American woman
We have hundreds of these on file. They are astonishing. Oh, the intelligence behind them eh?
We don’t have one single email from a woman stating how much they like us men and simply wish we could all get along. Seems every one of those emails have the same theme. We are nothing but a gender of idiots and fools.
I guess that goes for Benjamin Franklin, Abraham Lincoln, Dwight Eisenhower, FDR, Gandhi, Dalai Lama, Neil Armstrong, Thomas Edison, Bono, Leonardo Da Vinci, Louis Pasteur, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Borat and Xzibit, rapper and host of MTV’s Pimp My Ride.
Editor’s Update Feb 2 2008: Seems Lilith was spotted recently at the gas station trying to put gas in her car.No tag for this post.