The Husband Store Opens in Las Vegas
April 5, 2007
A new store that sells husbands has just opened in Las Vegas, where a woman can go to choose a husband for marriage. At the entrance to the store is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONE TIME!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, one catch …. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband for marriage.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: These men have jobs and love the Lord.
She then proceeds to the 2nd floor:
The sign on floor 2 reads: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
She then proceeds to the 3rd floor:
The sign on floor 3 reads: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She then proceeds to the 4th floor:
The sign on floor 4 reads: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. “Oh, my goodness!” She exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: You are visitor 4,763,011 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.