Will Pimp For Pizza
April 1, 2007
Just when I thought I have heard it all I learn today that a woman offered a man, the pleasures of her teenage daughter’s body in exchange for a pizza. And to all the femhags out there who believe all men are raplsts, the man turned down the offer.
Nothing new here you say? Food for nookie happens all the time? This really got me thinking. This is a serious issue here in America. A serious issue indeed that I thankfully have a solution for. Allow me to digress for a moment:
Take this common scenario: A man takes a woman out for dinner, and perhaps a movie. In our culture, the man almost always pays for the meal and the movie. Why does he? It’s obvious he is hoping to do the “beast with two backs” at the end of the night.
Here’s the quandary that women face. If the woman opens the “portal to her body” (after a man bought her dinner), then she was in essence, basically paid like a “pro of the flesh” for the act of nookie – in exchange for food (food can be expensive).
If women stop “giving it up” (sure, father’s across the USA can be proud of their daughters), but men with an amorous disposition, will continue getting frustrated at shelling out hard earned cash, for the hope and possibility of a night of love.
MEN! STOP PAYING FOR A WOMAN’S DINNER!
WOMEN! PAY FOR THE MAN’S DINNER!
Now for the women who read our site: Go dutch you say? (Have the man and woman split the check?). That’s fine, if it’s a first date or blind date; when both parties don’t know what to expect from one another. By the second or third date, you have an inkling whether or not you like each other. When that occurs, nookie starts popping into each other’s mind. Women, you must pay for those dates.
If women pay for the date, the delivery of nookie is still in their control. There is NO more expectations from the men. Sure the man still wants to get some (that’s biology), but he no longer can EXPECT it. He now has to seduce the woman via other means; like conversation, laughter, etc. Flashing money no longer cuts it. That’s healthy dating.
Now I’m not the only man who has thought of this: Here’s more proof that it’s not a good idea:
Over at askmen.com one can view Stop Footing The Bill On Dates By Matthew Fitzgerald. Matthew shoots from the hip and states:
The feminist movement has done its job: the gender wage gap has gone the way of June Cleaver’s apron and bosses chasing their secretaries around the desk.
Women in the 2000′s are now earning as much as — or more than — their male counterparts.
Great. This is exactly the way it should be in our society. what equal?
But equal rights come with a price because true equality means equality across the board, not just equality until the check comes. The real gender gap is that women with good jobs and equal incomes are still insisting that men finance their social lives.
I’d say that’s a double standard a very self-serving double standard.
Why should men foot the bill for dinner, entertainment and weekend getaways, while women happily bank their paychecks? In an age of equality, shouldn’t the focus of dating be on partnership and sharing, instead of women still expecting to be taken care of financially?
Valid points indeed. Now onto the story that set me off on my tangent:
A Shoals mother is accused of doing the unthinkable to get free food.
The woman turned herself in Thursday to Russellville police in Franklin County.
Investigators say a woman was trying to get a man to buy her a free pizza in exchange for s*x with her teenage daughter.
The man turned down the offer.
Britnell now faces charges for solicitation.
45-year-old Reba Diane Britnell was arrested Thursday after a Grand Jury indicted her on a charge of criminal solicitation second-degree r**e.
The incident was reported to the Sheriff’s office by an acquaintance of Britnell’s.
Investigators have been investigating the case for several months.
Thursday the case went to the Grand Jury.
Franklin County District Attorney Joey Rushing says, “Investigators have been investigating the case for several months. Thursday the case went to the grand jury. Requesting another person to engage in s****l intercourse with someone to pay for pizza is what the indictment says. That’s what she’s charged with and she’s set for arraignment in April. Then she will be placed on the trial doc. In a couple of months.”
Britnell was released on $15,000 bond.
No trial date has been set.