The Entitlement Queen Visits Burger King
March 8, 2007
Every now and then we like to spotlight some of our incoming email. We received this enlightening email from maybe a man (could be a woman?) in Florida named “HappilyMarriedinFL”. Mr H writes:
“You guys are so delusional, it’s not even funny. Did you ever think for one moment that maybe you’re all so jaded and cynical….that maybe THAT’S the reason you’re alone. To stereotype all women in one category just shows why feminism still exists. Unfortunately, it’s because sexist guys like you give the rest of us a bad rap. While you’re feeling all angry and bitter, I’ll be getting busy with my beautiful and s**y wife who is also the mother of my 4 awesome kids. Enjoy YOUR night!
I rather enjoyed receiving this email. I found it hard to believe that it may be written by one of my brothers on Earth. If it truly was written by a brother, why would he be visiting dumpyourwifenow.com, if he’s so happy? If I lived in a glass tower, I certainly would not yell down to those working in the pit of stones. Mr Happy writes like a typical American Women using “shaming tactics.” See our post on the The Anti-Male Shaming Tactics Catalog.
“To stereotype all women in one category…”
I wish It was easy to stereotype women into one category. However, They do indeed fall into many categories. Brothers, I know you have these categories memorized for years in your head. There is no point in listing them.
I am happy that he’s happy. I truly am. Many men who come to this site were once happy just like him. But I am guessing it was written by some lurking troll who thought she’d be clever enough to pass herself off as a man. Usually men who are content and happy with their women, could care less about what we have to say here. They’re too busy shaggin. Men by nature do not want to rock the boat of karma and have their fellow brothers spit out bad vibes about them to the universe. Women are emotional creatures. many of them quite impulsive, and without complete understanding will chew us out without even finishing an article. They “know it all” and have “heard it all before.”
Well, if Mr. Happy was indeed a man writing to lambast his own gender and p**s off the Karma Gods, I have this to say to you.