Eating Up Marguerite Perrin The God Warrior!
February 16, 2007
Marguerite Perrin was a cast member of the FOX network reality show Trading Spouses. She appeared both in the two-part premiere of the second season as well as another two-part episode in season three. Like many, I first saw her plastered all over youtube.com (having missed the Fox TV show). Today, I wanted to know more. I wanted to find the latest news on this affable God-fearing creation. Having read oodles and oodles on the God Warrior all over the net this week, I really enjoyed the coverage given to her by the Malcontent website. In their post “Give This Woman Her Own Show” they give a brief rundown.
“Marguerite Perrin was almost immediately a fish out of water in the D’Amico-Flisher home. An extremely devout Christian (she tried to toss any non-Christians on the TV crew out of her home at the end), she had major trouble with her new family’s New Age beliefs. She spent the episode alternating between hysterical crying jags and shouting and cursing about her “ungodly” hosts.
The only thing she didn’t do was start talking in tongues.
In this final scene from the show, Marguerite returns to her family and absolutely loses it over the “dark-sided” presence that had been in her home, and her family’s lack of prayer for her while she was gone. (For the record, Jeanne D’Amico-Flisher is one of the sweetest women alive and was nothing but kind and generous to the Perrins. And Marguerite Perrin is one fat, crazy b*tch.)
Each mother was able to allocate $50,000 to her new family in a manner of her own choosing. So will Marguerite keep Jeanne’s “ungodly” bequeathal? Find out by watching what is among the best 6 minutes of television ever broadcast.”
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5464505634137914176
Flash forward to the Marguerite Perrin Ebay auction where a home made Bobblehead sold for $870.00 US. Turn up your speakers to listen to the God Warrior Booty Jam Remix! And get ready to dance for the LORD!
The bobblehead doll has been sculpted from polymer clay and hardened. Her head actually wobbles! Doll has been hand painted with acrylic paints and is coated in a durable clear gloss finish. She’s dressed in a real cloth “moomoo” black dress and shirt. She even has a real beaded necklace with silver medalion like the one she was wearing during her “meltdown” on the show.
Many people were shocked and disgusted with Marguerite’s behavior on the show. Not me! I thought it was so hilarious and wonderful it inspired me to create a bobblehead in her likeness! She is now my favorite t.v. personality of all time. When judgement day comes, me and Marguerite will be fighting the demons and stabbing the jaws of gargoyles and the demonic “moon creatures”! Everything’s unholy!
The bobblehead sits on a base which contains the sound unit and features actual clips of Marguerite’s meltdown from the show. Clips have been recorded from a direct line from the t.v. audio to ensure the best possible sound quality. Play, fast-forward, and rewind buttons are exposed for playback of the sound clips from the small speaker to the right of her. The sound recording unit’s “record” button has been removed so that you don’t have to worry about accidentally recording over her voice.
This talking bobblehead of the Crazy God Warrior say the following quotes:
- I don’t want someone with tainted… anything in beliefs, doing anything with my family!
- Darksided!
- Their entire house is darksided too!
- Everything’s un-Godly!
- Gargoyles!… Psychics!
- Get the hell out of my house- in Jesus’ name I pray!
- GET OUT!
- I give it up to God I’m a GOD WARRIOR!
- She’s not a CHRISTIAN!
- She was tampering in darksided stuff!
- This is tainted- I don’t want it. Whatever it is, it’s tainted!
- I want nothing. I want my God and I want my family!
- I want NO Money!
What an adorable piece for the baby’s room! Having this keepsake in your home will ward off evil spirits. You’ll just want to smile everytime you look at it!
The Malcontent, satisfying their craving for entertainment, further tracks her to an appearance on The Jay Leno Show and is kind enough to post the video of her appearance:…Wanna read the rest? Why not buy us a beer real quick.. Just click here.
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Thanks for the great post. I never even finished watching the first video it was so embarrassing and shocking. Loved the extra information. The women has ended up just another money and celebrity driven *****!
The first time I saw a clip of this woman on Jimmy Kimmel, I thought for sure she was just some actress they’d hired and it was all a big put-on. But she’s just so far out there that if you’d set out to invent someone like this you probably couldn’t come this close.
See, what I want to know is, what the hell kind of a guy marries a woman like that?
PS…Dang! I just watched the Jay Leno clip! It took me a minute to realize that that was Roseanne Barr sitting next to her on the couch! Wow, Jay actually managed to find the one other woman on the planet who’s more ****** up than Marguerite Perrin! Even Roseanne seems to be astonished that there actually is a woman out there who’s more of a head case than she is!
I’m quite sure God just loves the thought of Jabba-The-Perrin, speaking for him; and brandishing the sword of her madness in his name.
Would any of you want her championing your cause?
Tmz is reporting that daughter,Ashley Perrin, has been killed in a traffic accident this week. How very tragic! She leaves behind an 8 year old daughter.
http://hammondstar.com/articles/2007/09/26/top_stories/9537.txt
A one-vehicle traffic accident claimed the life of 25-year-old Ashley Perrin of Ponchatoula Tuesday afternoon.
Perrin, of 525 Kathleen St., died on the Interstate 55 Southeast Service Road in Ponchatoula. Police Lt. Raymond Mauterer said the accident happened about 2:30 p.m.
She was alone in a mini van when it hit the guard rail while traveling north on the service road. The roadway showed no skid marks, Mauterer said, and the cause of the accident is unknown at this time.
She was ejected from the vehicle and was dead at the scene, Mauterer said.
Drugs or alcohol are not suspected, he said.
Perrin is the daughter of Marguerite Perrin, who gained national recognition for her role in the Fox television series “Trading Spouses.”
Although we are guilty of poking fun at The God Warrior (which we believe she didn’t mind judging by the way she hammed it up on additional talk show appearances), nonetheless… a parent should NEVER have to bury a child. The staff here at DYWN are truly saddened to hear the news of Ashley’s passing. Ashley seemed like a smart and caring woman on the TV show. We truly wish the Perrin family our condolences in their time of grief.