Doormat of The Month For November 2006
November 30, 2006
Our doormat for the month of November was spotted over at mymiserablelife.com. A great site to really lift your spirits. That’s right guys, the kind hearted staff here at dumpyourwifenow.com will dive into the deep bowels of despair to bring you newsworthy items. And the charge is absolutely nothing.
This month’s doormat is Jacob of California. Jacob laments…
“After a big fight, my old lady moved out. We had lived together for 8 1/2 years. About two weeks later my public storage shed was broken into. Everything was taken, including $10,000 cash that I kept there. No other storage shed was broken into, just mine. Only two people even knew I had a storage shed, me and my old lady. She must have thought that I would kill her if I found her because a few days later I was raided by the police for possession for sales of pot. According to the police report, she told them that in the 8 1/2 years we had lived together, I had made my living selling pot. I ended up losing everything I owned, and was sentenced to six years in state prison. I’m out now.
I still love the b***h.”