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Doormat of The Month For November 2006

November 30, 2006

november2006-doormat.jpgOur doormat for the month of November was spotted over at mymiserablelife.com. A great site to really lift your spirits. That’s right guys, the kind hearted staff here at dumpyourwifenow.com will dive into the deep bowels of despair to bring you newsworthy items. And the charge is absolutely nothing.

This month’s doormat is Jacob of California. Jacob laments…

“After a big fight, my old lady moved out. We had lived together for 8 1/2 years. About two weeks later my public storage shed was broken into. Everything was taken, including $10,000 cash that I kept there. No other storage shed was broken into, just mine. Only two people even knew I had a storage shed, me and my old lady. She must have thought that I would kill her if I found her because a few days later I was raided by the police for possession for sales of pot. According to the police report, she told them that in the 8 1/2 years we had lived together, I had made my living selling pot. I ended up losing everything I owned, and was sentenced to six years in state prison. I’m out now.

I still love the b***h.”

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2 Responses to “Doormat of The Month For November 2006”

  1. Sick Boi on June 6th, 2007 7:47 am

    LoL, He would still love that s***k!!! What a Mangina!!!

  2. Herman on August 24th, 2008 11:33 am

    the funniest part of the story..” I STILL LOVE THE b***h”….you’ve got to be kidding me…!!!!!

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