5 Reasons to Dump Your Wife Now
September 2, 2006
Good Old Doc Love posted 5 reasons to dump your date. I think these reasons are good enough for dumping your wife. Here’s the jest of What Doc has to say.
1) She’s not fun to be with:
When you’re out with her, you just don’t seem to have fun. You find yourself working too hard to keep the conversation going. She doesn’t “get” your jokes. Dump her now!
2) She’s a nag and a complainer:
She has no concept of how to stroke a man’s ego. Dump her now!
3) She has no integrity:
You can’t count on her. She doesn’t keep her word. She’s consistently late all the time. She’s a pathological liar. Dump her now!
4) She’s inflexible:
She doesn’t want to go to the beach because the wind might mess up her hairdo. She can’t cope with any kind of spontaneity. As far as she’s concerned, you’re the one who’s supposed to rearrange your plans to fit her needs. She won’t change her schedule to fit with yours. She’s a control freak. Dump her now!
5) She’s not a giver:
She’s not helpful or considerate . She doesn’t help you carry the grocery bags upstairs. She doesn’t bring a bottle of wine along to contribute to the picnic dinner and yes fellahs, she wont grab the one-eyed geelah monster until you massage her first. Dump her now!