Hello To The Miserable Married Men In The World!

August 27, 2006

dish-of-c**p.jpgGreetings and Welcome to all miserable men who are unhappy in their current marriages. Happy married men can go find another blog. For those who are thinking of escaping their miserable marriages, we understand. You’ve taken alot of c**p i bet. However if you don’t do something RIGHT NOW to free yourself of these horrible shackles of hell, you will be eating c**p later on in court for sure (See the picture…lol). I know. I was once married. And so were the other folks you will see posting on here. We’re here to bury the doormat inside you and return you back to being a man. I only wish I could go back in time to the day I was gonna propose and kick myself right in the head with a nice steal toed boot.


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17 Responses to “Hello To The Miserable Married Men In The World!”

  1. Mr Freedom on August 28th, 2006 8:56 pm

    Hi, I definately can concure that there is a better life after divorce waiting for you.

  2. Parson on November 30th, 2006 8:24 pm

    Beautiful – simply beautiful.

    Wonderful blog, my liberated Brother. I am also a Free Man, and I salute you!

  3. Khankrumthebulgar on December 22nd, 2006 4:48 am

    As Zen Priest has stated Feminism is liberating Men from Marriage and being a ManSlave to Women. When Heterosexual Women figure out that FemNags have screwed them over watch and see how ugly it will get. I hope we can give them some Dull Knives to use on the FemHags. It will be fun to watch the Feminists get their just rewards.

    Men are coming to the realization that Marriage involves alot of compromises. Most Women are in a self reenforcing delusion. That they perpetually feed with fantasy. Too talk to educated American Women desperate for a Husband and children, who are collateral damage is truly sad.

    As a Buddhist I believe in the Laws of Cause and Effect. That Women are increasingly sufferring and living alone is the effects of Feminism and our current Debased and Toxic amoral culture. That Women refuse to see it is Feminism that has screwed them not Men. Men never did want the current situation. Both genders are hurting. But Men have other options. Players, Pick Up Artists, Thugs, Bad Boys, staying Single or going offshore.

  4. Ever C on December 27th, 2006 6:29 pm

    Love live freedom my brothers. Hell Yeah!!!!!

  5. HAWKEYE on January 16th, 2007 4:39 am

    If I do that I loose, house, kids, and the dream. The alternative IE child support, poverty, crappy digs. In my opinion I am better off to stay put. Even if I am unhappy, the alternative is worse.

  6. suicidalspouse on March 19th, 2007 3:52 am

    The only thing that makes a woman happy is to know that a man is 100% miserable. If she thinks for a second that a man likes or enjoys something then her mission becomes from that moment on to take that something away. To any men who are thinking of getting married be warned, your s*x life, your decision making, your peace of mind, your sanity, and basically your life will be over and you will find yourself masturbating in the shower at the thought of a life that doesn’t so closely resemble hell.

  7. Debra on April 4th, 2007 10:40 am

    You guys are really funny! I couldn’t help but laugh my a*s off at some of the things you have written. Especially the wimp of the month!!! But come on guys you really can’t have your cake and eat it too. It all comes down to dignity and respect for each others feelings and well lets face it, it is simpley not there in most marriages anymore. TV and Porn makes you all seem like the grass is greener on the other side. Lets put it this way; you guys are all cake men! You want your cake and eat it to.

  8. MarriedNextWeek on April 14th, 2007 10:25 am

    You guys are freakin me out…I’m 23 and I take the plunge next week at the courthouse. I’m thinkin twice about this.

  9. mike on June 11th, 2007 5:01 pm

    To MarriedNextWeek,

    Please follow your hunch and do the poor girl a favor by not marrying her. Men aren’t meant to be married, especially in today’s male/father bashing society.

    Men don’t do it! After my divorce I finally started getting back on my feet (even though my ex cleaned me out of everything I worked for all my life). I finally had a nice apartment, decent furniture, and some of my income. Heck, I was even investing and saving for my son’s college education. Being stupid, I thought I’d be happier the 2nd time around. It ain’t true… I find myself missing the freedom of sleeping alone, or with someone whenever I wanted and wherever I wanted. Missing the ability to go on a business trip and have fun without having to check in with the warden. Worse, yet I find myself broke again, while both my ex (and new wife) are sitting pretty.

    Don’t be stupid marriage is against the natural order of things.

  10. christy on July 7th, 2007 12:44 am

    What the hell are you idiots talking about? I love s*x with my husband and yes I am good at it! But he is the one who is never in the mood. You can believe me or not, who cares! I am 5 ft 8, naturally blonde hair, blue eyes, size 2, was prom queen of my school. He says he loves me but never wants to (you know). How the hell is this happening? I am a very nice person. I’ve given him 2 beautiful children and have never got stretch marks anywhere or lost my intense need for s*x. I have even offered to have a three-some with, if that would help… but no thankyou. Any advice?

  11. Pognis on August 17th, 2007 5:11 am

    Great views! But well, living alone is also not a healthy choice. People may prefer to stay with animals (pets) than living alone.

  12. Praxton on October 20th, 2007 2:56 pm

    Too bad that the internet with all the wealth of information on how much of a lousy deal marriage is for men and how in general what worthless mates the most american women make was not widely available when I met my parasite of wife about 10 years ago. If I had had the benefit of this and other websites regarding such matters, I would have made a business decision not to get married or have children. Instead I made the mistake of marrying some financially impaired drama queen with an entitlement mentality and I have seen a good bit of my net worth evaporate. If I leave her I will likely lose half or more of what is left of my assets and be forced to pay unreasonable amounts of child support for my son. While I love my son and understand that I have an obligation to him – where’s my wife’s obligation to help support him? Why is it that a woman’s dream of motherhood transalates into a man solely bearing the back breaking financial overhead and lifetime of being a wage slave.

  13. David on November 10th, 2007 8:58 am

    Separating from my wife of nearly twenty years was hard in every way but I just couldn’t put up with her sh*t any more. The first day she was gone I came home to an empty house which felt very sad, despite the fact that I knew, rationally, that I was better off without her.

    But the next day when I woke up it felt like Xmas morning! I’m not kidding — no tension, no worry about what was coming down, just a feeling of anticipation, and — dare I say it — happiness.

    And since she’s been gone I’ve had a great time. I no longer lose my temper with everyone, I have plenty of s*x, and I can play the stereo, sleep in, do whatever the f**k I please.

    It’s cost me a bundle — a bit more than half my assets plus ongoing support payments — but at least I get some benefit from the money I earn now; when I was married I got absolutely nothing but stress and grief.

  14. justin on November 23rd, 2007 12:08 pm

    I am married and hating it! I live with my wife and her son and her mother they both don’t work and I pay all the bills and clean the house. I am afraid to get a divorce, but life now is horrible. Please I need some advice!

  15. Brad on December 6th, 2007 5:58 pm

    To Justin: Just get the divorce. I assure you life won’t be more miserable than being married. Even if you still have to pay the bills, you wont have to deal with the everyday hell that is marriage. Experience talking here, I’m finally divorced and my son and I live much happier now (although he lives with her mother, we’ve become really close lately and I’m thinking of going for the custody)

  16. Graeme on January 2nd, 2008 6:18 pm


    I have to say that being married seemed all very nice at the start , but I have concluded that women seem to want to control your every movement , I’ll never do it again.

  17. Stephen on January 5th, 2008 3:40 pm

    Justin, get it over with. Go for the divorce. I was physically and emotionally abused as a child by a sibling and it resulted in my becoming a doormat who sought everyone’s approval. It took years to recover. After I turned 30 I refused to put up with anymore of it. No one, I repeat, no one should tolerate abuse. Screw the kids and screw the world. If you’re being abused in your marriage get the hell out of it. The kids will be better off too. I’m beginning to ask some men on these blogs, “would you rather be miserable in a marriage or miserable outside of a marriage?” I’ll take misery outside of marriage. At least I have the option of discovering ways to make myself happy. But you’ll never be happy reporting to “the warden” every day.

Did you know there is someone right now in willing to cheat on their spouse to have fun with you?

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